The Hunting of The Snark.

Hello. Welcome to my little corner of the interwebs. I'm Kyle. But I also go by Alyx online. I'm 22, and gay. I have a wonderful boyfriend, Billy, and you can check out his tumblr by following the little link below.

This is my Beloved here Leonidpagan.tumblr.com
Indeed, this would be him.

I'm nerdy and geeky, love theatre and singing. My blog is about just everything and anything that tickles my fancy.

It's also worth noting that I am a novice wood carver, and I like to carve wands. If you would like to commission one, please get in contact with me, and we'll see if I can't make the wand of your dream. (Although, thats not to say that wands are the only thing I will carve.) I love what I do, and would love to make you a wand, since it gives me the opportunity to carve a wand I would have never thought of elsewise.

I'm also a furry! I am a Dingo. If you'd like to, you may check out my FA page or my SF page. I have a few stories of adult nature posted to my SF. You are more than welcome to check those out.

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JIGGLYPUFF
{ Team StarKid }
AVATAR
{ EARTHBENDER }

 

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

tinawarriorprincess:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

This is a wonderful invention, but the man in the picture is one of the testers. He is not the inventor. The inventor was an Israeli woman named Debby Elnatan who developed this with an Irish company for her son.

tinawarriorprincess:

psychmajorpizzamaker:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

optimus-primette:

stunningpicture:

He designed this special shoes, shared between him and his paralyzed daughter just to make her feel the sensation of walking.

WEEP DAFEELS PENETRATE ME

Oh my goodness

This is probably so good for her body, too! Imagine her muscles getting moved in ways they don’t normally and she is upright and hopefully not having any pressure spots! This is lovely in so many ways!

This is a wonderful invention, but the man in the picture is one of the testers. He is not the inventor. The inventor was an Israeli woman named Debby Elnatan who developed this with an Irish company for her son.

Do you ever yell at xtube like a stay-at-home mom yells at her “stories”?

kittenclayton:

"UGH! Dude put yer fuckin’ tongue back in your mouth. No one else is there with you. What are you? A bull dog?!"

"You lost me at rosebud, pal".

"What in the hell kinda’ rape shack lookin’ trailer are you living in?"

"… And again with the goddamn fisting! This video was so cool and then you had to fuck it up by putting on your mad scientist gloves and turn the cute subby Latin dude into a muppet."

malfoysmine:

feathers-theangel:

beckersher:

nuclearmedicine:

cleansweepfive:

curiocreatura:

the story of the four founders of Hogwarts:

Over a thousand years ago, the four greatest witches and wizards of the age dream to protect the young wizards of the muggle persecution during the dark middle age.
Godric Gryffindor (Richard Madden), Helga Hufflepuff (Rachel Weisz), Rowena Ravenclaw (Gemma Arterton) and Salazar Slytherin (Michael Fassbeder) build a castle together, far from Muggle eyes. They live in harmony during a moment, until Salazar begins to want to accept only pure blood in the school. The dissensions start between the four, until an epic fight…

My jaw dropped. There should be a Hogwarts Prequel!

Filed under “things that should exist as real films.”

GREATEST FAN MADE TRAILER I HAVE EVER SEEN. Casting is freaking PERFECT.

Fassy as Salazar is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen.

someone needs to ask JK about this

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND. I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE FOREVER. I NEVER WANT THIS VIDEO TO END.

(Source: mygirlblue)

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

(Source: ccolf)

subsonictinman:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

i tried too. i failed.

subsonictinman:

fleurdilys:

whats-good-young-hoe:

Hold on, let me put away fucking Henry VIII’s milk

i swear i tried not to reblog this.

i tried too. i failed.

(Source: yourbloodinmine)