The Hunting of The Snark.

Hello. Welcome to my little corner of the interwebs. I'm Kyle. But I also go by Alyx online. I'm 22, and gay. I have a wonderful boyfriend, Billy, and you can check out his tumblr by following the little link below.

This is my Beloved here Leonidpagan.tumblr.com
Indeed, this would be him.

I'm nerdy and geeky, love theatre and singing. My blog is about just everything and anything that tickles my fancy.

It's also worth noting that I am a novice wood carver, and I like to carve wands. If you would like to commission one, please get in contact with me, and we'll see if I can't make the wand of your dream. (Although, thats not to say that wands are the only thing I will carve.) I love what I do, and would love to make you a wand, since it gives me the opportunity to carve a wand I would have never thought of elsewise.

I'm also a furry! I am a Dingo. If you'd like to, you may check out my FA page or my SF page. I have a few stories of adult nature posted to my SF. You are more than welcome to check those out.

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dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka)

Just had McDonalds. Never getting a strawberry shake ever again. The last three I’ve had have tasted very bland. And this latest one, was absolutely tasteless. And 45% whip cream.
Simply awful. Legitimately I looked at it and half of the cup was full of whip cream. Not even good whop cream. Tasteless whip cream.
Just all in all unsatisfied with McDonalds lately.

anything-couldhappen5:

arizonacountryboy:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

yea i can do the exact same thing in my truck bed. and its bigger. and i dont have to pack up anything.

I need a guy to take me on a date like this. For real tho best way to win my heart:)

anything-couldhappen5:

arizonacountryboy:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

yea i can do the exact same thing in my truck bed. and its bigger. and i dont have to pack up anything.

I need a guy to take me on a date like this. For real tho best way to win my heart:)

tainted-sweet-meats:

knightarcana:

superlolita:

il-tenore-regina:

shakeshack:

Artist Nathan Pyle's gif guide to NYC street etiquette is handy for any city. Take it to the streets!

I WANT TO IMPLANT THIS IN THE BRAINS OF EVERY FUCKING NYC TOURIST AND NEWCOMER. 

This is London too omg

This is probably every major city but New Yorkers are famous for the invisible sidewalk lanes.

IF YOU EVER PLAN ON VISITING NYC, PLEASE READ THIS, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT.

OH FUCKING christ.. this is so accurate mainly where the tourists are…so inconsiderate sometimes <_>

And this is why I never ever ever ever want to live in a city. I am a person who enjoys sniffing the roses. I have time to spare.
I hate rushing because it is stressful. I can’t enjoy my day even for a second if I’m not enjoying my leisurely stroll. Rush me and I’m miserable. And I hate that.
Go to a city and if you don’t rush you are considered to be a terrible asshole who is a major inconvenience in everyone else’s day. And that’s shitty.

thechoiceismine:

neonlightning:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

OHMYGOD

Don’t even like game of thrones but this is pretty funny

(Source: maimedlion)