The Hunting of The Snark.

Hello. Welcome to my little corner of the interwebs. I'm Kyle. But I also go by Alyx online. I'm 22, and gay. I have a wonderful boyfriend, Billy, and you can check out his tumblr by following the little link below.

This is my Beloved here Leonidpagan.tumblr.com
Indeed, this would be him.

I'm nerdy and geeky, love theatre and singing. My blog is about just everything and anything that tickles my fancy.

It's also worth noting that I am a novice wood carver, and I like to carve wands. If you would like to commission one, please get in contact with me, and we'll see if I can't make the wand of your dream. (Although, thats not to say that wands are the only thing I will carve.) I love what I do, and would love to make you a wand, since it gives me the opportunity to carve a wand I would have never thought of elsewise.

I'm also a furry! I am a Dingo. If you'd like to, you may check out my FA page or my SF page. I have a few stories of adult nature posted to my SF. You are more than welcome to check those out.

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"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:


We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…


to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction. 

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

trill-o-g-g:

cosbyykidd:

unamusedsloth:

We would all just probably end up playing with this clever dog all day anyways. [Video]

That dog knew what it was doing

Clever little bastard

art-of-swords:

Shasqua Sword

  • Dated: 19th century
  • Culture: Caucasian
  • Measurements: overall length 91 cm

The sword has a curved, single -and false-edged, with a Damask blade with double groove, becoming a triple one at the centre. At the first section there’s a stamp depicting and toothed crescent. The weapon has its typical hilt entirely silver-plated, with silver wire binding, engraved, gilt and nielloed with floral motifs. The wooden scabbard features red leather covering, silver mounts decorated with gilt and nielloed, floral and geometrical engravings and a band with a loop and one suspension ring.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Czerny’s International Auction House S.R.L.

camsfarts:

medschoolmanic:

tachycardictendencies:

randommomentsdevida:

dxmedstudent:

imagine-ever-after:

Idk how many of my followers love Harry Potter and want to be doctors, but if you meet those criteria you TOTALLY need this shirt!

I think I know a fair number of witches and wizards who need this T-shirt! Even if I know that they’re called Healers in-world. )

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I NEED IT GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMME GIMMMEEEEEEEEEE

Wait does anyone else get a broken link??

Yep. It’s not available :(

BUT I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT